Fest Eve

That's right it's Football Fest Eve. Congratulations on making through another year, all the way to the end of the yellow brick road that leads to this.

The pork is smoking (these are real pictures from the Skinner residence):

The lineup is set. The menu is ready. The agenda is chock-full of awesome.

And, in a very important development, we have a solution to keep Tom Brady's shenanigans under control:

I also have a confession: I suffer from a form of Football-Fest-Dyslexia. Back around American Thanksgiving, I noticed that the ESPN mobile website looked like this (below). The problem is the whole reason I "screen-shotted" this...I thought it said "Get Ready For A Football Fest" not "Feast". Up until today, I was saving this screen shot to deploy today, on Fest Eve. Only just now have I realized the error of my ways. Oh well: get ready for a "Football Feast!"

Before I sign off, I thought I would share where Tom has been on his leash:

...waterskiing on the Charles in Boston

Skating!

Uh oh...he's caught in a subway!!

Whew...sad Ben Affleck Batman saved him!

Batman needed a drink, so he tied up Tom's leash outside the bar.

Rest up boys. 24 hours to Fest Bowl kickoff. Cheers!